Shoe of the Day

Try not to imagine Paris Hilton saying this, but these Dream Patent Pumps from Forever21 are hot like a potato, like Kilauean lava, like a space shuttle reentry. Also, they are only $22.80. I love the pointy-toe, and most of all I love the raised vamp. It gives a basic black pump more of an oomph, but enough oomph without too much wackiness if that scares you off. Now if only they were actually leather and not synthetic, but I was totally going to get them, and then I did my tax return. Yikes. So instead, I practice some restraint while possibly enabling others by presenting you this shiny bit of sassiness.